KEEP YOUR KITTY by Sandy Patsy

Hi Everyone! Yes, it's been quite a little while. I can't apologize enough...I've been in the hospital SO long and will still need rehab. But, that is not why I am writing to you. I'm writing to let you know that Sandy Patsy is working on the sequel to her debut book "The Power of Pussy"... it's going to be called "Keep Your Kitty"! And I happen to have for you a little teaser... YES!! She's got up some excepts from the new book (subject to change) to give you an idea! And I am going to post that for you here...

So without any further waiting time, here it is:


Your Kitty Excerpt

At a birthday party last night, I chatted with a couple who had
been dating for 3 months.
I'd seen them individually at the Friday night group I used to
dinner with. One night this summer we were all at a bar. He (of this
couple) went out for a smoke. She (of this couple) set her sights on
him & tore outside to have a cigarette with him. She does not
smoke.

So here we are, the three of us. She's hard of hearing. I had to lean
in to her ear to inquire about her old
fuck-buddy named Peter oddly enough, but he wasn't the same Peter
(Jerk) who stars in P.O.P. She replied as loudly as she could; the
crowd noise was high, pointing toward
the 3-month guy, "WE'RE TOGETHER!!!!" She was so proud & so
stupid.
I think it was a downer for him. It was like the elgible bachelor was
trapped.

This is a perfect example of a female yelling & saying toooo
much. As we parted, I whispered to the guy, she couldn't hear
anyway
which I had always found annoying....she'd look at whoever was
talking
& donkey-nod like a dope when she had no idea what was being
said.
Anyway, I said, cheerfully
"I'll give U another 3 months."
Actually I have to give her credit for chasing after him for the
smoke, but last night's announcement might have been the deal-breaker.

Catching a man, where the capture falls short is likened to eating
ice cream too fast. It will give you a headache if you eat it too fast,
just like a man. If you don't it will lose it's hardness, get soft and
melt.
However, if you suck each spoonful slowly & sensually, it gets
melty & tastier. The cream all ends up in the same place; but the
process is yummier & lasts longer.


EXCERPT KEEP YOUR KITTY (DRAFT)

Last night, while half naked, I didn't even hold my stomach in. If
he just hadn't praised my "rack" (DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT
WORD?)
he may not have even gotten my panties down.


Etiquette !
It goes right down the line: Hair, mouth, tits, legs, and PUSSY last.


Got it, Guys ?? It works.



SCREW YOU (his words)

Oh yuk, my date last night to the biggest party in town was a
DISASTER....for me.
I cannot believe I let him screw me. (his word) AND I DO MEAN
SCREW.

It has been forever since a man has made love to me. This
definitely was not LOVE.
However, standing at the kitchen sink trying to clean the mud off
my boot, he comes up behind me and cuddles my breasts.

My immediate thought was that I had not been concerned about
intimacy at the end of this date, I had not even showered or
shaved my legs or any of the primping stuff ...
OMG, unexpected it felt so good.
(The way to my heart starts with my left nipple-lick it, bite it)

I am not writing this as well as I am too upset with myself. Then he
settles on my breasts and OH OMG of all things BOTH my nipples.

The pattern of high school days enters my mind.....getting the bra
off..... the panties off.
Well, maybe not yet, not just yet, but stay tuned.

Soooooo, we go sit on the sofa. My apartment size couch is too
short and too narrow for his 6 ft frame. We have to progress to a
larger surface, which would be my down stairs futon.

His focus then goes to my pussy. Having not been touched in a
long time, it felt very good.
But that is not good enough for him. He has to push on, undoing
his big gaudy belt buckle which felt too hard...
not penis hard...anyway.

The most gross of all was him saying - his exact words. " I'm not
going to screw you".
How romantic I think to myself, rolling my eyes, biting my
tongue, trying not to hit him.....He says it again !
This is a nightmare reeling on and on in living color- playing out
through all of my senses - Sight, sound, touch, emotion.

Before I knew it, he's forcing himself inside me. Well, what's a girl
to do ?
I let him. I don't know why I was obligated or committed to let it
happen.
Afterward, he is happy. I am sad.
He wants to talk. I don't.
I want him to turn his liquor breath away from me. Already I am
trying to figure out what goes on with me if he had asked for my
permission "May I make love to you?"
I would have said yes, but not really wanting it. What I really
wanted was for him to go away. My God, is he ever going to stop
talking?
Geez, he's just like a female. SHUT UP AND LEAVE ALREADY.

Brainstorm ! Why can't I just tell him suddenly I don't feel well. It
can be a sudden attack headache or something I ate and I need to
be ALONE to take some asprin and a bath and while I am having a
good time, he's going to have to LEAVE and then I can have a big
relief pig out session so I can regain my sanity, AND be a lump.

WHEN IS HE GOING TO LEAVE ????????

It is up to me to gain control. Since my panties are still dangling
on one ankle they were easy to pull up. I forgot all about the wet
gooo......my jeans are in a pinwheel under my ass. Now, I've got a
fart, I'm trying to hold on to while I'm forcing one leg into my
jeans. I'd better stop. If I fart in front of him, it's all over. He'll
think we're in a relationship.
Why won't he just leave, so I can take that bath I omitted earlier ?

As I write here, it's the morning after. I'm feeling much the way I
think a man feels. Who was that? With no lingering satisfaction of
an orgasm.
He did ask "Did you come?" You have to ask ? GO AWAY !
I said "no", thinking of all the times Peter had left me. Peter
thought all of the time that he had satisfied me. You know the old
Lion King theory, I am currently discarding.

This is worse than with Peter.

Well, SCREW HIM, SCREW PETER...

With this new attitude, Joe is sure to send me flowers.

I remember a friend at a previous job, threw a delivery of flowers in her trash. I just couldn't fathom any guy or situation being bad enough to throw flowers away.
I now know. And that knowledge is bitter. I am disgusted with the
smell of a man I don't love on my unbathed skin.

Is it because he so honestly praised my breasts?... That alone..is
that really the ticket in with me ?

Today, I feel the slight irritation of a delicate place where I
haven't been in a long time.

Peter would get out the KY gel to make sure of a smooth entry. He
was excellent in the beginning but I began to see his lovemaking
become planned. It had to coordinate with his Viagra intake.
Spontaneity was never part of our routine. Perhaps that is why
last night I let Joe "screw me".

Is life but a criss cross of where we are and where we've been oh
so many times before?
Older, wiser, am I any smarter when it comes to love?
I think not.
I have to keep taking my temperature as opposed to my blood
pressure. Always, Always, someone has surely moved my cheese.

One moment, I get it. The next I've already forgotten it.
Is it impossible to enjoy the good and continually suspect and
wait for the bad ?

And there you have it...your sneek peek : )

Thank you SO much to Sandy Patsy for our little tease and hopefully, I'll get a review of the book >wink wink<

Love you all!

XOXO ~ THR PRINCESS

Interview with SANDY ELLEN PATSY!

Well, first and foremost, I'd like to say hello to our guest author Sandy Ellen Pasty who has written the much talked about "Power of Pussy"! It's the story of a woman who let us all read about her steamy relationship without holding anything back!

Princess - Welcome Sandy and I hope you are having a wonderful day thus far. As you know, we're here to talk about your book, the "Power of Pussy". Why don't you start by telling us a little bit about yourself?

Sandy - Thank you for the warm welcome and I really love the blog!

Princess - Awe...that was quite sweet of you to say, but let's not keep your fans waiting! How about just a *little* bit of Sandy Ellen Patsy?

Sandy - Well, the "Power of Pussy" is my debut book. The first book I've ever written. My fans like you are what keep my book doing well! I'd like to thank you all for that and if you haven't given it a try, please don't let the title scare you off! I heard it has been, it's very tastefully done and full of juicy information and secrets all women should know!

Princess - Sandy, I have to agree with you, I have heard from a few women that they were reluctant to read your book, but after reading it and loving it, I have to say that it is tastefully done and it's all about a relationship between two people and what happens when reality gets in the way! Anything else we should know?

Sandy - Oh yes, I have written many commercials and there's the fact over 30 years of selling TV Network-affiliated air time.....wait, some of those might have seemed just SLIGHTLY exaggerated! LOL

Princess - *giggling* What are the characters like in your book?

Sandy - Well the characters in the book are myself and a man that I love in an unworkable, ridiculous relationship. If I had my choice, I would wish my character was fictional and have sworn to never be one of those people again. Now I've changed. What I held to be true in my first book will be refuted in my second. Yes, this means a sequel! I've been working on my personality!

Princess - WOW Sandy, a sequel! You sound MUCH different than you did in your book and I believe that you have been working on your personality! You sound much more confident! Who would you say influences you on a typical writing day?

Sandy - Hmm...this is a really good one! I'd say what influences me on a typical writing day is a event or an idea spawned from every day life... like for example, here's a good one: Last night on National Geographic, I watched the 911 special. I am still floored at the incredible ignorance of the FBI and CIA. I don't care, they can come and arrest me! What I had missed on my first viewing was what I feel is the strongest motivation of all; Pussy! The promise of sex with 72 virgins made me come out of my chair. Don't worry, that will be expounded upon in my next book!

Princess - That sounds interesting and I guess I'll have to wait just like everyone else to see what's going to happen! Was that a little teaser? (LOL)

Sandy - LOL! Yes, I believe it was!!

Princess - Alright Sandy, before saying goodbye to you for now, I have just one last question. I'd like to thank you for stopping by and I hope you have had as much fun as I have. When you get writer's block, what do you do to get rid of it?

Sandy - And before I answer this, I would like to say that yes, I've had a blast and I hope to be back with my next book! As for your last question, I don't get writer's block. If I don't have an idea, I don't write. If I'm trying to come with an idea, it sounds stale and contrived. I have to embrace what I'm writing.

Princess - Sandy WELCOMES all email and you should send it to SandyEllenPatsy@aol.com. Would you like to visit her blog and leave a comment? That's easy as pie...the link can be found here POWER OF PUSSY and if you'd like to be her friend on myspace, just follow this link MySpace.com - SANDY PATSY - 63 - Female - Kansas - www.myspace.com/powerofpussybook . I say visit there now, she's having a contest through Author Island and it involves jewelry! (A necklace) I can't thank you enough for stopping by Sandy and I wish you Success with the follow up to your first book!

Thanks again for taking the time to stop by! I miss you all!

XXX - KISSES

THE PRINCESS

Until next time...have fun reading!

Sandy Patsy is Holding a Contest!

So, My Very Good Friend (and good-hearted person) Sandy Ellen Patsy is holding another contest! She is Just SO Generous! This is what is says over on her blog!

ENTER AUGUST LION PIN CONTEST NOW TO WIN !

I am giving a Power of Pussy eBook download monthly so get your entry in for August !

Also included will be a Lion pin to give to your very own Lion King.

To enter for your chance at a free download of Power of Pussy eBook and a Lion pin, please comment on this blog or myspace blog MySpace SANDY PATSYAll comments will go into the hat, so the more you comment, the better your chances to win.It would be fun to hear about your very own Lion King but all comments are welcome !

So, I will have the winner's address for your Lion Pin, email your comment and name and address to sandyellenpatsy@aol.com - put LION KING in subject line!

I believe she is holding a contest monthly! SO be nice and leave her a comment! It's always nice to see comments on your blog. Friends that reach out and leave a message let you know how much you mean to them!

Have fun!

XXX - Kisses

The Princess

A Weak Week and CONTESTS GALORE!!

Well, they've decided that I'm still too weak for my next surgery that they had planned and I've been getting SO many emails and calls from all of you that I wanted to let you know that I am fine, just weak and fighting, because that's what I've got!

When I'm stronger, it will be planned and you will know, PROMISE! SO many great contests going on, which I will be back to tell you about and if you'd like a number where you can reach me, just email me at IAmHiMaintenance@aol.com!

There are some of you that I have things for and WENDY, I didn't forget that you won, way back when ... it will be coming I PROMISE and I will email you as soon as I can, or email me so that I have your email. J.Kaye, I have a couple things for you and I believe I have your address and IF NOT, I will bother you for it again. Trish and Sandy Ellen Patsy, I think you've been MY BIGGEST FAN through all of this! LADIES and GENTLEMEN, Sandy Patsy is the Author of The Power of Pussy so, if you haven't read this yet, You can look back to my interview or email Sandy at SandyEllenPatsy@aol.com and she will answer any questions you have if you've read the book or about the book. Her Interview should be up this weekend for questions and answers! Sandy Patsy is now 63 and wrote a HOT book all about her torrid love affaid with Peter...it's got it's ups and downs and things and Positions I can hope I can get in at that age! *SEE ANOTHER OUTLOUD THOUGHT*...they get me into trouble usually, but Sandy Patsy is on SWEET and GENEROUS lady. She did something AMAZING FOR ME, which she deserves to be thanked for publically and I was actually threatened by another author that was running a contest and when I won and she didn't give me the prize, I was told I couldn't use our conversations or tell the whole blog-o-sphere what happened. It was a threat. SANDY PATSY came to help and did so much for me and still does when I'm down. AS DO SO SO SO SO SO many of you!

It's also been kind of a busy week. I've gotten in some great books for review, I will share those with you as soon as I feel a little bit better, later on today and for some reason, I can only get on at certain times. The internet is horrible here so I will be on and off when I can!

A couple of quick contests, J.Kaye has some really TEMPTING BOOKS THAT ALL WENT IN MY TBB PILE (that's to be bought...for those of you who are slow with my book LIN-GO. Here's the link to that HAPPY Girl's Blog...and don't listen to tyrant J.Kaye, believe me, there is NO SUCH THING... So if you want A whole LOT of fun...skip on over to J. Kaye's Book Blog!

An AMAZING contest that TRISH is having on her blog Hey Lady! Whatcha Readin’? Now, IF you know TRISH and I'm sure most of you do, she's the beautiful one always laughing with something nice to say about everyone...and then she throws in her potty humor and her "DUDE I AM NOT EVEN KIDDIN'"! OK Well that's how she starts this contest and DUDE I AM NOT EVEN KIDDIN', it's SO WORTH IT....so here are my girl Trish's DIRECT WORDS ABOUT HER CONTEST, YES, THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO WIN, YOU have to go and see to find out more than this!!

"Hachette Book Group USA is doing a Summer Reads Giveaway and wants to give away 14 books. For up to FIVE people. Doing the math…five times four is twenty, carry the two….that’s SEVENTY books they’re willing to part with. And send to you. For free. And all you have to do is comment here. More on your entry possibilities below.

There’s true crime, fiction, historical fiction, memoirs, romance, thrillers…click on the link to the book to get a synopsis."

Tell ME THAT CONTEST ISN'T the best ONE ALL Summer!! So go check it out...but don't get too close to those books...I'm going to win...(ahem) I mean congratulations ALL!

XXX - THE PRINCESS

That's ALL for now!

She's Back! Thank YOU!

Hi Everyone!! ::Waving:: I don't even know where to begin to thank you all!! I really don't. You're kindness, heart-felt thoughts and prayers have meant the world to me and still do. I received the most beautiful gifts, flowers, cards and notes while I was in the hospital. You all really shocked me and I really don't know where to even start (I said that already didn't I?) or something similar. It's because I'm crying and I can't believe that you all thought so much of me to share your stories with me. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! I'd like to thank TRISH, DeNita and Sandy Patsy for being so giving and wonderful. I'm going to write to each notes, but I'm also going to write you ONE HUGE thank you!

You couldn't have been nicer to Vanessa, Kim or Dawn. They know absolutely NOTHING about this and told us all about how they got such gracious offers for help and many notes of love and prayer to pass on. I've been switched from my last hospital to another one. I've had one surgery and there are three left. I will be on and off and I do love you all. Thank you for continuing to visit.

I have SO SO MANY REVIEWS to catch up with. All I've done is my comfort reading. AMAZING. I LOVE to give back to the authors that have helped me over the years. It's truly great and exactly what I need. You know what? I read and read and write and write and forget about all of the badness going on. Sometimes I can get on line, and others I can't. I absolutely LOVE doing this and NO ONE can take this away from me. There has been SO MUCH TAKEN. This can not.

Remember that I LOVE and thank you all. I've missed you too! I'll be back ... most likely later on today!

KISSES - XXX

THE PRINCESS

Until Later...

It's a SURPRISE PARTY box!!

OK everyone for my FOURTH post today, I promised that I would make a very special announcement for our very good friend, AUTHOR SANDY PATSY.

Ever since Amy and Mrs. Patsy met, they have been very close. They met while planning a review of her book and an interview! Needless to say, they've kept in touch almost everyday since! It's true! They stayed tight, and have told each other all sorts of things. She's been nice, caring, sweet and protective of Amy. Not to mention generous. If you know Mrs. Patsy, you know how she is. This is what she wanted me to say for her. (It says it on her blog too and on the Author Island Author Blog too).

I'm not sure EXACTLY ALL the specifics or things we may add on later, but for now, here's what we have. As most of you know by now, Amy is in the hospital fighting as hard as she can against a very horrible disease that touches so many lives. THIS IS PERSONAL, because she's MY very BEST FRIEND! I see her each day laying in that bed not looking a thing like herself. She pretends to be happy for all of us and it hurts me because I know this and I can't tell her that right now. I miss when she's genuinely happy, which is ALL THE TIME! The doctors are talking about two very big things now that she's had her first surgery. The first is that she is not moving her left leg especially on her own and the other one isn't as bad but not moving on it's own normally either, which could mean she would lose that ability. She is also facing an infection, which could mean amputation which would just crush her and I can't even imagine being in her position. So please just think about what Mrs. Patsy would like to do and her reasons why.

This is what it is. Amy's birthday is JUNE 15th, which is her father's birthday as well and father's day. Her son's birthday is a week and a day later on the 23rd. And last year she was in the hospital from MAY TO SEPTEMBER! Can you imagine that much time in such a horrible place. She doesn't like the way it smells and you know what her most vivid memory is? Being rushed to the O.R. and looking up seeing those long lights flashing by. She will tell you that story and the hair on the back of your neck will stand up. I know you want to know why I keep going off on a tangent and what this has to do with her birthday and I do apologize but I'm hurt. I'm so very hurt. Not to mention ANGRY and ANGRY with the world. My faith and hers have been tested many times along with her family's and her son, her ONLY son's.

Sandy Patsy found it in her heart to want to make Amy's birthday a very happy one for her even though she is in the hospital. SO Dawn, Kim, Mrs. Patsy and I have started a Birthday Box for her. We hope that by a few days before her birthday it is filled with things for her birthday. It doesn't have to be something huge, just something that will let her know that you care about her and love her as well. I don't care if you write it on a scrap of notebook paper and send it, ANYTHING will do. You may send a gift, a card, a note, a gift certificate or you may contact any one of us if you'd like. PLEASE KNOW YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. It's just something sweet for Amy's long and dark road ahead of her.

Mrs. Patsy is of great help and will do what she can for you. She's also trying to get as many author's involved as possible. The following are the important email addresses you need to know and then I will post links to blogs. You can leave comments here as well. AND because I'd like this to get ALL OVER the blog-o-sphere, I think I'm going to offer a prize for the person with the most entries. How you'll get entries yet, I'm not sure. But, I like this idea. Please POST ABOUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG and write a note back here saying that you did it. If someone doesn't have a blog or says "Trish" sent me here to leave a comment...and TRISH has posted this on her blog, than that is TWO ENTRIES for TRISH. IF TRISH also posts this on her MYSPACE or any other page she has, than that's another entry for TRISH. (sorry Trish I hope you don't mind me using you as an example) I'm thinking the winner will get something like a gift card to Amazon or something like that but I will discuss that with Mrs. Patsy as well and post more about it later. I will take ideas on how to get names in for more and more entries (Dewey, I heard you're excellent at this. And I apologize that I haven't been able to Weekly Geeks. I know Amy was excited about it). So, we'll figure out something for the person who helps us spread the news. Unless you'd like to do it out of the goodness of your heart, and then that's up to you : ) But PLEASE try to make a little note of this post on your blog or leave it on the side up until the 12th of June or so to make people aware. OOPPSS! DEWEY...I just reread this and it makes it sound like I want you to coordinate this thing. With all the "yous". The ONLY part I questioned for you would be maybe coming up with a way for each person to earn points toward a gift because after reading your blog, you have the most amazing ideas, so I HOPE this clears that up! I do apologize. OF COURSE if you can't think of anything at all, don't worry about it. It was just a suggestion that popped into my head.

Email addresses are as follows:

Amy's ~ which we check daily is IAmHiMaintenance at aol dot com

Vanessa ~ Vanessa dot Wrenn at Yahoo dot com

Kim ~ LilkimCohen at Yahoo dot com

Dawn ~ Dawn dot Kessler at Yahoo dot com

AND THE COORDINATOR OF THIS SURPRISE PARTY BOX IS

Mrs. Sandy Patsy ~ SandyEllenPatsy at Aol dot com

I hope those help you.

If you would rather LINK your POST to SANDY PATSY's BLOG, That's fine. I am Pretty Sure it's alright if you LINK you POST to the AUTHOR ISLAND AUTHOR BLOG as well. I am going to give you every link you will need as well.

Mrs. Sandy Patsy's MySpace: Myspace.com Blogs - HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS AMY ! - SANDY PATSY MySpace Blog

Mrs. Sandy Patsy's Blog: POWER OF PUSSY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PRINCESS AMY !

Author Island Author News Blog:AuthorIsland Author News: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS AMY !!!

I know that Trish did just ask you to send Amy a card for her box, but as a special favor, Mrs. Patsy asked me to do this for Amy and since she has done so much for me, I would never say no to her AND I think this is a great idea with plenty of time. If you don't want to send things through the mail, you can send an e-card or e-certificate to her email address and Sandy will have the box sent for you all. I have to work like crazy these next few weeks coming up. I work nights and Dawn and Kim work Days. Kim has two boys so this is tough that's why we're going to catch up when we can. Please leave posts here in the comments section and you can leave them on any of the spaces for comments on the blogs I left for you above. If you could maybe make a simple reminder weekly within one of your posts, that will help BIG-TIME! Let's not just post this and say "OK I'm done." Alright? Thank you for taking the time to listen to this message that Sandy so wanted you to hear! I t was important to get out. Amy went through something really unnecessary right before she went into the hospital and Sandy made sure that it was made right, even though it wasn't her place! She deserves a lot of credit!

Mrs. Patsy MAY be the easiest to get in contact with, so you may want to try her first. I will try to answer you as quickly as possible.

Lastly, I'd like to thank you all for all of your support, interest, kindness, caring, loving, sweetness and just being the WONDERFUL PEOPLE YOU ARE. Also, thank you again to all that participated with Trish's blog post. I would like to have some more traffic through here, so let's just see what we can do for Amy ... she's be FIRST on the list for anyone else! I've known her for TWENTY YEARS and I KNOW this to be TRUE! Let's make this a HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR AMY ~ SO Don't forget to send your PRAYERS!

God Bless,

Vanessa, Mrs. Sandy Patsy, Dawn and Kim